Friday, September 2, 2011

Shtuff

I logged on to Blogger to write something amazing. 
I ended up getting distracted by updates from friends about their adventures; coupled with beautiful pictures of their babies and daily lives.  In short, total distraction.

I cut my own bangs last night.  Feeling adventurous I googled "how to cut your own bangs" and then I went and did it.  Success.  I mean, I like them anyway.

Also, my baby girl has been "fixed". 
Now she lounges around waiting for her repairs to heal.



Admit it, she's freaking adorable.  She can't help it, she was made that way.

Happy Labor Day Weekend, Friends!  I'm suffering from poor-dom, so my plans are to remain at home watching "Sex and the City" and writing Saturday and Monday.  Sunday I will emerge from my caccoon for church and work but that's about it.

Any fun "goings on" in your life this holiday break?

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Weeds

This week is weed-mania; the legal sort.  Although, in my opinion I wish yard weeds were actually illegal.  Meaning: government, take care of my weeds.  Ha!  Yeah right.

My yard has become what an abandoned field looks like after rainy mornings followed by blaringly bright and sunny afternoons.  My yard, to an old retired person who meticulously cares for their property, is hell.  Seriously, it's gone from bad to worse.  Last night, however, that all changed.

Strapping on my railroad bibs, which are horrendously unflattering to my naturally sexy body (as if!), I set out to conquer and reclaim the land behind my abode.  After almost two hours of sweat, mosquito bites and dirt flinging, I'd say I'm about 70% done.  And at that point the last thing I felt like doing was bagging up all my weedy carcasses.  So I left them till today, when I'd return to tackle more.  Only, it has rained all, day, long.  Awesome.

Way to go, me!  I left my yard with about 7 or so piles of yard waste, broken lights left by the former tenant, an old Christmas tree left by the landlord the Christmas before last, a water-killed and warped/broken wooden kitchen chair, and...need I go on?  All in all, my backyard was left looking like a small tornado had passed through.  That was all find and dandy, when I thought I'd be picking it up tonight.  Fat chance that's going to go as planned! 

I still feel a small bit of pride welling in my inner-most being.  A sense of happiness instead of shame when thinking about my yard.  I realize that I feel more comfortable leaving my house without makeup and looking absolutely dreadful than I do with the thought of other's seeing my weed-infested yard! 

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Still Not Dead

Back to the blog and life still goes on...

What do I mean by that?  Well, for starters, I woke up yesterday morning to a flat tire and the inevitable fact that I was going to be late to work.  Grrreat.  That's awesome.  So, I get ready, go outside and investigate my once inflated rubber wheel.  Sliced.  My tire was slashed.  Are you joking me right now?

Why am I not on TV? 

Why isn't my life a reality show? 

Like I always say; 'Someone is missing out on making a LOT of money off of my life.'  I know I am!  Missing out on making money, that is! 

So, little old me - broke as all get out - gets her tire slashed.  Glad I have less than NO money to get that fixed. 

In the end, facebook and my sister saved me, and friends and family jumped it to rescue.  Today I have a new (used) tire and am back in action.  Now, if only some rich person felt the urge to give me a large lump sum of cash... that would be fabulous.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Not Dead

I'm alive.  I'm alive and writing.

I'm attempting Camp Nanowrimo this month.  That should say it all.

I'm also reading another Jan Lancaster book:  "Bright Lights; Big Ass".

Oh, also, I'm working about 60 hours this week.

Sound fun yet?

*raises glass....er....AMP can*  CHEERS!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Auntie Em! Auntie Em!

This past week has been a whirlwind time, literally.

Last Thursday night I found myself driving to meet some friends about a half hour North of my home.  I hadn't heard any news of a storm brewing, but I knew that my enjoyment of the 60 degree weather was to be short-lived, as tomorrow there would be a heat index of 109, yikes!  For the moment I was cruising in my car, listening to the radio while enjoying the breeze with my windows down.

About halfway there, I saw the most amazing cloud-line rolling in on me.  I just thought it looked pretty cool, to be honest.  So, I pulled my car over and snapped a picture on my less than awesome phone, before continuing on my merry little way.


About a mile and a half down the road, the storm was upon me.  I could tell that the lightning was over the lake - and it was the most powerful lightning I'd ever seen!  But the storm, that was a different story, I felt like I was in the eye of it.  I wasn't scared though, which thinking back was kind of weird.  I guess in the back of my mind I've been trained that everything will be okay, unless there are tornado sirens blaring - that's when you really have to worry, right?

Meanwhile, my car is crunching hideously over hundreds of tree branches, twigs and leaves that in a moment appeared on the roadway.  Still I drove onward, unaware of the actual power of the storm I was in.  Three mature trees, THREE, fell around me or in front of me on my way.  Even STILL I drove on. 

The storm had knocked out power in the building where my friends were waiting for me.  We met in the dark, using our cell phones when we needed light.  By the time we'd finished, about an hour later, we walked outside, said our goodbyes and headed homeward.

I'd missed two calls from my childhood best friend who lives out in the County, approximately 45 min from my house by car.  A frantic Amie answered her phone and asked me if my Dad was okay.  Apparently a tornado went through the neighborhood where our Dad's still live.  Her Dad had lost half of the shingling from his roof, and he told her of the funnel cloud that barreled over his head as the storm passed through.  Worried beyond belief by this time, I hung up with my friend and called my Dad.

Thankfully he has a cell phone, as the power was knocked out.  He was fine, the house was fine, and all the animals were fine.  He'd walked outside when the "phenomenon" occurred and it had physically pulled him off the porch and down his front steps.  He recalled it feeling as though he was being sand blasted, but thankfully he was unharmed.  The neighborhood was pitch black, apart from the rescue vehicles that peppered the city.

I sped back to town.  I called one of my friends, Lindsay, who I had just left and asked her to pray with me, for my house and my beloved cat, Beans.  In my front yard stand two gigantic pine trees and I dreaded coming home to find my house crushed and my cat missing.  Beans is an indoor cat and the thought of him getting out panicked me, like a human falling through ice and not being able to find the entry point.  I had no idea the devastation I might witness.  As Linds prayed for me, immediately a peace settled over my heart and I sped onward.

My cute little gingerbread house was unharmed.  Unfortunately I could not see a thing; the light from my dying cell phone was just enough for my to locate my groggy cat, throw him in the kennel, and head over to my Dad's house.  I spent the night there.  No power.  Little sleep.  A lot of walking around and surveying the damage. 

Trees down.

Power lines down.

We came across the scene of an accident where a tree crashed onto a motorcycle rider, killing him instantly.  I found out the following day that he was a friend of mine from school.  He was trying to get home to his wife and children when the unexpected (still undefined) storm took place.  He was two blocks from his wife and three daughters when he died. 

The following day, Friday, I went on a walk through the park that rests between my Dad's house and my best friend's childhood home.  The force of the storm was evident:


Tree after tree, uprooted.  Trees on houses.  Felled trees on power lines...

Root systems yanked out as though they were small weeds; leaving behind holes that were upwards of 6 feet deep and around!


Trees that lined the ball field by my childhood home were now laying over fences, streets, and homes.


Because there was no warning, no one was prepared.  My cousin was actually in the park playing softball and he watched instantaneously as the sand kicked up and all at once the trees fell around him.

The destruction came from the same storm that I thought was going to flip over my car as it blasted me with debris moments before doing this!

You never realize how much you depend on electricity until it is gone.  My fridge was filled with food from my Dad and Sister's un-powered refrigerator.  My Dad, who has sleep apnea was up for a full day before going to my house with his machine.  Thursday night the power went out.  By Friday morning mine had returned.  My Sister, my Dad, and two of my sister's cats moved in with me until they regained power.  My Dad had my bed, and Laura and I shared the futon.  Thank God I had air conditioning: did you forget how I mentioned earlier that the heat was to get up in the hundreds?  How miserable!

My Dad's power wasn't restored till 6pm on Saturday; almost 48 hrs later.

They still are calling this "event" a "windstorm".  I don't buy it.  It was the weirdest thing I have ever seen or experienced.  I'm thankful for the friends and family that remained safe in the middle of a completely unanticipated event.  Most people I have spoken with were actually outside at the time, caught in the eye of what is being referred to as the worst storm over Lake Michigan that's ever been recorded.

A storm with no rain.  Isn't that crazy?

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

A New Month is on its Way

...and with it comes a new book!

It seems like it was just yesterday that I learned about NANOWRIMO and accepted the challenge.  Yet seven months ago tomorrow I sat feverishly typing at my desk, trying my darnedest to get to the 50,000 finish-line!

This week I will physically feel the reward for my victory; a proof copy of my first novel.

This is a big deal for a writer.  This book will more than likely never see the light of day after this, but still, it's my first.  You never forget your first.  It shall sit upon my shelf, possibly next to a fellow blogger who is now penning his 2nd memoir for Harper and Collins.  Who knows, perhaps I'll be next?

As for now, I wait for my book to arrive.  Like a child waiting for Christmas, so will I be like, sitting on my couch, peeking out my curtains as I anxiously await the mailman's arrival on Friday.  How exciting it will be to unwrap and hold in my hands the fruit of my labour.


And with the arrival of my proof, 'Lily of the Valley' will be set in a place of prominence in my house; easily seen by me as a reminder to keep pursuing my dream of being a published author.  As one book temporarily closes, I stretch my fingers, sharpen my pencils, line up my notebooks, and prepare for my next book.  I already have the title and about half of the plan in my brain.  Finally I will have the time to sit down and focus whole-heartily on my next endeavour.  I can hardly wait!

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Blogger Hates Me!

I'm not even sure if this will post, as Blogger and the Internet world at large seems to hate me.

Hello Friends!  I'm still alive - still writing, eating, reading and being sarcastic.  I assure you, I am still very much alive and kickin'!  Through a weird twist of fate the email address that I use for this blog has been shut down.  No reason given at all.  I only found out through a series of events, as it is my least used email account.  At any rate, blogger now wants me to prove it's my email address, which I cannot because it's gone!  On top of that, to change my email address for my blog, I must first verify that I am in fact myself...through an email, you guessed it, sent to my OLD ACCOUNT!

It is a headache that I have not even been able to *begin* to address because my intro to the summer months has been an incredibly busy one!  Hopefully in the weeks ahead I will have time to sort this all out and return to posts as normal.

I randomly was allowed 'on' today, so I hope this posts.  I feared that perhaps you felt abandoned.

I am here.  Everything will be OK.

So, how've you been?